Looking for love in all the wrong places
Earlier this summer I bought the kids a trampoline on Craig's List, it cost me half of what a new one would have run me and it keeps the little effers entertained and out of my hair. Since then I have been poking about and composing my very own wish list of goodies. The amazing thing is that you can get nearly anything in the world there. Today my friend Kelly Lynne told me I could even find a mate there if I was so inclined. They have personal ads on Craig's List. Imagine, right there next to used cars you can sell yourself. Too much. Following are a few I found the most entertaining:
Light Bondage
I have tried for a long time, but I cannot talk my wife into light bondage. She just wont have it. A long time ago a girlfriend introduced me to it and we had a blast. I am looking for a secret woman who can meet up during the day. Must be very clean. Prefer a slim woman who can keep a secret. O yes, I am a white male.
LOOKING FOR A EBONY THICK QUEEN
I AM 37 I VIST JACKTOWN ONCE A MONTH SEEKING A RELATIONSHIP AGES 24-45 SEEKING THICK COUNTRY WOMAN I WILL TREAT U RIGHT SEND PIC. I AM FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
Looking for a woman about 60 years old
. . . who wants to get laid. Discrete, NSA, if we like it, we can have fun often. Please include photo with your response.
When I read the last one I have a scary vision of my mother replying to something like this....
Comments
The first one makes me laugh and laugh. Well, hell, they all do.
Thick Country Woman? Does she have to have all her teeth?
Posted by: jen | August 15, 2008 8:17 PM
I don't know. I have never heard of a thick country woman. But, damn, if I don't want to meet her. I bet she can belt back whiskey shots and has a fabulous collection of denim mini skirts.
Posted by: Heather C. | August 15, 2008 8:47 PM